Poems

Rattle, rattle, sizzle... From TheBozzer in Real Tart (4 hours old)

Yesterday – Friday afternoon – the temperature went over 40C and then there was a big storm, the thunder shaking everything in the house, making the windows and crockery rattle, the roof timbers creak… more

The Times website is going to charge money... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (6 hours old)

The Times website is going to charge money if you want to read it. I read this for nothing, in the Guardian. I have already pointed out that removal of Murdoch's biased reportage will improve the q… more

A Fit And Proper Person From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (16 hours old)

The dark forces of football oligarchy are ganging up on little Chester City but it looks like one rule for the minnows, another for the big clubs. The FA have ordered Stephen Vaughan, Chester’s owner … more

Code Red... From TheBozzer in Real Tart (1 day old)

God, it’s hot. At 6am this morning it was 24C and today the fire service has issued their Catastrophic – or Code Red, as they’re calling it – warning for this area, with the temp here expected to peak… more

Attack Of The Killer Trousers From ianrthorpe in Poets Cornered (1 day old)

Have you ever noticed anything sinister about the trousers old men wear. Attack Of The Killer Trousers… more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

Playing Politics With The Dear Old Queen From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

The Queen’s Speech by convention, wile setting out the government’s programme is not about party politics nor is it supposed to be about a failing government shafting the opposition that will soon rep… more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

Catastrophic... From TheBozzer in Real Tart (2 days old)

Everywhere outside the cities in Australia there are bushfire roadside warning signs, usually with a pointer on them that tells you on any particular day the warning level - low, medium or high. Now t… more

Annoying Amazon From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I find them really useful when I'm selling special Lego sets like Cybermaster. So I was cross today when I had an email from them saying some nonsense about how they were having some sort of Christ… more

B-e-a-utiful day :) From charlie-em in Thoughts Of An Insomniac (2 days old)

Heyyy :) I've just got home from town. I went to take my Car Theory Test...I passed :) I'm really chuffed because I only did around 4hours of revision. I got quite jammy though and most of the quest… more

Another Afghan Fiasco From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (3 days old)

The government of the NATO allies are talking about an exit strategy to hand over power and security to the corrupt and dydfunctional Afghan government and abandon the diastrous war in Afghanistan. … more

The Real Queen's Speech Redux From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (3 days old)

It is well known that every year HM The Queen writes her own speech for the state opening of parliament and that every year The Government goes to great lengths to ensure the draft is lost and Queenie… more

A Pretty Maid Must Show 40% To Get Laid. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (3 days old)

I'm an unlikely Daily Mail reader but this link, sent to me by a mate who knows how much Boggart Blog loves pointless research stories, pricked my curiosity. It will take you to an item that claims a … more

It's silly of me, but... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (3 days old)

I just can't seem to stop myself commenting on those idiotic, automatically posted Spam blogs. Update: I had an example link here, but Rampage has heroically deleted the blog. Hurrah!… more

In the dark From Ozzzy ^Pro in Ozzzies World (3 days old)

Will someone advise me how to upload videos from youtube please because I can not work it out. DOH! Everything is different since the last time I was here. Ciao, Ozzzy … more

President Rimmer Obama From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

Looking around American blogs today I see there is a kerfuffle about President O's deep bow to the Emperor Of Japan. Typically the Politically Correct Thought Police are defending Obama. "What is wron… more

BNP go mad in Essex. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

We have just heard from the BNP Annual conference in (ta-ta-tada-ta-taaa) Wigan that BNP leaders will stand in the forthcoming general election as a candidate for BARKING. 'Nuff said? (BBC Ne… more

Octomum From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (5 days old)

To avoid misunderstanding the title is not a new Bond film or a character from tonight's (eagerly anticipated) Doctor Who adventure. Octomum, or Octomom as she is American is the Latina woman who h… more

Cobblers... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (5 days old)

"Project Camelot" is probably the biggest load of silly nonsense I have read in absolutely ages. It's such nonsense I can't be bothered to cut and paste a link. If you have time to waste, find it for … more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (5 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

HISTORY OF NEAPOLITAN SONG. AURELIO FIERRO From BlogmasterPg in Blog Master Pg on Europe (6 days old)

AURELIO FIERRO is one of most important neapolitan singerCalled also the King of neapolitan song, he was a really searcher of neapolitan language and grammar, with a pubblication of book about itYou c… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex, not "Therapeutic" Sex? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more